Danger Daily News 7-3-08

Hello my fellow Americans and Euan and welcome to Thursday Danger Daily News. I am the
host because I was the only one who applied for it Mark Danger. Today was a very long and
boring day here in Atlanta. I am tired and haven’t had a day off since last Monday. So I
am sooooo looking forward till my day off on Sunday. So before I go to sleep let me see
what I have to rant about today………………………

Road House was a pretty good movie.

I you want to add me to facebook you add me if you wish.

Brett Farve wants to come back. I think that the Packers should tell him to FUCK OFF!!! Brett
is nothing but a cry baby bitch. Know wonder the Falcons got rid of his sorry ass.

Heath Ledger could win an Oscar for playing the Joker. If he wins and it was because of he
deserved it I am all for it, but if its because he died then it’s worng.

Here is the joke of the day………………………….

Burial at Sea

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Bubbles says, ‘Do you think we’re out far enough, Barbie?”
Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, “Nope, not yet Bubbles.”
So they row a little farther…. Again Bubbles asks Barbie, “Do you think we’re out far enough now?”
Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, “No, this will never do. The water is only up to my chest.”
So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface,
gasping for breath she says, “OK, it’s finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel.”

Bozo the clown dies at the age of 83. Look for every one to show up and get out of one
car.

Is deer hunting for illegal Mexicans wrong?

DMX was arrested again. I say lock him up and throw away the key.

Here is the video of the day…………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCNBjJYKFc

Fuck yeah Monster Garage is back on TLC!!!!

Trevor Murdoch is know longer with the WWE. To me Murdoch was a much bigger star than that
Lance Cade fucker.

Well that’s all that I have so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 7-1-08

Hello fans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that has a full belly Mark
Danger. I had a great day today although I was sleepy it was great. It was a Hitler Free
Work Day. So I got to enjoy some quiet time. So before I do anything more let’s see what
I have today.

Have you gave money to the combat-hooligans website. I have and if you haven’t you need to. If
not Euan will come over and have sex with your dog.

I think that Michael Hayes is a great American for the African nation. Mark Henry agrees.

How about the joke of the day……………………………..

Toilet Walls Graffiti:

I’ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
–Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .

Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.
–Men’s restroom, Murphy’s, Champaign , IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
–Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.

Remember, it’s not, “How high are you?” it’s “Hi, how are you?”
–Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
– The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
–The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
–Men’s Room, Linda’s Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
–Bentley’s House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .

It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
–Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .

Make love, not war.–Hell, do both, get married!
–Women’s restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
–The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
–Revolution Books. New York , New York .

A Woman’s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.
–Women’s restroom, Dick’s Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .

Angelina Jolie is in a french hospital to give birth to some demons.

Madonna’s child home got destroyed by a early morning fire.

Steven Tyler still loves his drugs.

How about the video of the day……………………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy2cdQB23n0

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYt6Pi6b_Lw&feature=related

The ball Barry Bonds hit to pass Hank Aaron with will not go to the baseball hall of fame. The
owner was going to put an asterisk on it and the HoF said if he put it on there they would
not want it.

The Naked Cowboy is up 1 to nothing against the M&M’s

We are days away til CM Punk fails his drug test. It will happen.

Kelly Kelly is getting naked for me. Not really she is getting naked for Playboy.

Here is another joke for ya……………….

An Irish Point of View on the Election race..

We, in Ireland , can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?’
Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

 

Night of Champions live coverage tonight

Our sister site, www.combat-hooligans.com will be providing match by match commentary for Night of Champions tonight.

click here at 8:00 PM Et.

UEFA Euro 2008 Final Prediction by Alan Lee Nytro

My family lived over a decade in Madrid but I am calling it now Germany by three more goals over Spain. The Spanish may have Moorish fighting spirit in their blood but the Germans are descendants of Scandinavian Vikings and the Goths who destroyed Rome (and probably can do it again to the Vatican today). Sure Spain beat Italy but what is Italia (hint my last employer and Mussolini have this in common)? I predict a shanking by Alemania over Espana.

Danger Daily News 6-28-08

Hello and  word up folks and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that has been very
naughty Mark Danger. Today was my last day off for awhile and enjoyed it while it lasted. We
start our new fucked up work hours for Sunday. So before I go let’s see how bad I can type
the news today………………………

Euan said he woke up and been a retard all day. Note to Euan you are a retard. You love the
New York Mets for crying out loud.

FACEBOOK RULES

The Georgia Bulldog Nation has suffered a huge lost. We lost UGA VI. He will be missed.

Here is the joke of the day…………………………..

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. ‘STOP!,’ he shouted in a firm voice. ‘Have you got a license for that thing?’ Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. ‘OK’ he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted ‘STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?’ Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said ‘On your way, Ma’am.’

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his ‘You-Know-What’ in his hand. ‘Oh, good grief,’ yelled Ethel, ‘Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!’
If you go to the combat-hooligans website you can see our live coverage of boxing.

There are talks of the Atlanta Braves signing Barry Bonds. That could be a very bad bad
idea.

Here is the video of the day………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8USoVLG61g

Does anyone want a New Dave and Danger Show. Please let me and David know.

790 The Zone has just got HARDCORE because Bryan Alvarez is doing a wrestling show on
there. Yeah I hope it works out.

So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

David Diaz Vs. Manny Pacquiao round-by-round coverage tonight

Yes, if you’re looking for live play-by-play and event coverage for David Diaz Vs. Manny Pacquiao, our sister site combat-hooligans.com has got you covered.

Starting at 9:00 PM ET, you can hit the following link:
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for all of your coverage needs.

Don’t forget to vote in our poll which closes just before the start of the show.

Danger Daily News 6-27-08

Hello Danger Daily News fan’s (all of the 1 or 2 of ya) Mark Danger here to talk some late
news. Sorry for it being really late but was helping some friends clean and move some
stuff. Also I was busy getting a crime photo. So let the news begin…………….

If you go to www.combat-hooligans.com you can see crime photo’s of the Benoit murder.

The new Batman movie “The Dark Knight” will have a farewell note dedicated to Heath Ledger.

John Daly rules!!!!

Here is the joke of the day…………………………….

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,
with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, ‘As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.’He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, ‘Um, you have fifteen minutes left, ‘Would you care to do it again?’
He asks her ‘Shall we?’ She eagerly replies, ‘Oh, yes, let’s! But let’s change positions. This time, I’ll hold
the pigeon down and you shit on its head.’

I am begining to love facebook even more.

Madonna is getting a divorce. Who ever she hooks up with is a lucky bastard. If I had a
chance I would so bone her. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here is the video of the day………………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6PpP-pAcg&feature=related(hint it’s Euan’s mom)

Braves win Braves win!!!!!!!!!!!1

That’s all. Sorry that its short but anyway be HARDCORE.

The Invisible Web Episode 18 (2.09) Our Great Podio Horror

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On this episode of the Invisible Web I celebrate Midsummer’s Day with the odd synchronicities of the holiday. I also review two movies an episode of a legendary BBC Science fiction television series. BAD WOLF~!

Gylfaginning featuring Fenrir, from Snorri’s Prose Edda.

Fenrir @ Godchecker

Happy St. John’s Day, from Cryptomundo

Happy Solstice/ Midsummer’s Day et all

Doctor Who @ Sci Fi Dot Com

New York Asian Film Festival going to July 3 at IFC (and from July 3 - 6 at the Japan Society)

Pre-order DIY Totemism by Lupa!

Meta-Magick: The Book of Atem - NOW AVAILABLE!

Believe it or not another episode will be released this weekend focusing on Pro Wrestling and some MMA.

Danger Daily News 6-25-08

Hello Bitches and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the sneezing host Mark Danger. Well
I feel a little bit under the weather today so before I eat my dinner and go to sleep after
taking a bunch of allergy pills let’s see what I have today.

I am becoming a more fan of Facebook.

If you go to www.comabat-hooligans.com you can listen to the new podcast. It has a warning
label at the beginning so you know it’s going to be good.

Wii is coming out with a Wiiremote-activated lightsaber. I can see Euan now in his under ware
fighting evil.

PETA upset after flyin rats (pigeons) were shot dead at Wimbledon. I thought it was a nice
gesture.

Terry Bradshaw said he did steroids in the 70’s. Everyone did it back then. So who cares!!

How about the joke of the day……………………

Catholic Shampoo:

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer,wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack
and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a very surprised look, so the nun said,
‘This is for washing our hair.’ Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
‘The curlers are on me.’

A man was released from jail and didn’t want the clothes. He thought they were stolen and
left the jail naked. He was later arrested and locked up in the mental jail.

Speaking of mental health. Heather Locklear (in so bang her) is in a mental facillity. I
guess she is crazy for DANGER!!

How about the video of the day……………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nK1CEo5ho

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g

I wished that the Atlanta Braves would go on a winning streak.

Consequences Creed has graduated from Furman University two weeks ago. From everyone at
the combat-hooligans say congratulations.

Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

George Carlin R.I.P.

I was fortunate to see George Carlin in concert last year where he was warming up new material for a major tour in this little theater in Pitman, NJ. He certainly didn’t mellow out and was still rupturing with piss, vinegar, kerosene and anything else that fueled his angst-ridden intellect and observations in everyday life and dissection of society to its most ignorant skeletal structure.

Godspeed Mr. Carlin, we were fortunate to have had you around.

Danger Daily News 6-23-08

Hello friends and welcome to the most hated news ever misspelled. That’s right folks it’s
the Danger Daily News. I am the host that would love to have anal sex with Nancy Benoit
Mark Danger. So let’s start the program now……………………

The funniest comedian ever George Carlin has died. He was a very funny person and will be
truly missed. He is best known for saying the 7 words you can’t say on t.v.

The Combat-Hooligan draft is going on right now. Euan Taylor has been drafted to the Razor
Ramon HG Army. Also Casey has been drafted to Ensure and the early AARP club.

My friend said on the latest podcast (which you can here on www.combat-hooligans.com) that
gas over where he lives (U.K.) is at $18.00 a gallon. Talk about taking it up the ass.

Amy Winehouse has early stage emphysema from all of the drugs that she has done. In my
opinion she will be dead in less than a year.

The fine people at the combat-hooligans site needs some money. Please go and donate some
money to help out the site and keep it running. ( By the way my check should be here this
week so Casey my money is on the way.).

Citibank is suing Ed McMahon for $200,000 that he owes. He’s fucked.

“Grease” star Mary Hartman has died. If you go outside you can hear all of the gay people
crying.

The Georgia Bulldogs up 1 game to none in the college world series. They need to win just
one more to win it all.

How about the joke of the day……………………….

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, ‘What are you doing?’
She answers, ‘I’m moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.’
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies,
I’m coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.

How about the video of the day…………………………….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU (R I P) George Carlin

I have a facebook if anyone cares.

So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE

Danger Daily News 6-22-08

Hello Danger fans and welcome to the Brand New Danger Daily News. I am the host that is about
to get toasted Mark Danger. Yes folks this is the breed of the Danger Daily News. If you look
for the little logo that says RSS Feed that is brand new. Now what that does I have NO clue
but it looks cool their. So lets see what I have today……………………………

Its a nice 48 degrees in my room. Its nice and cold.

Iron Eagle was a great movie. The others sucked ass.

I have a facebook that if any one cares. Its listed as Mark Danger. This is brand new to
me and slowly getting use to it. I just wished why I was getting “Super Poke”.

The Braves won a home game last night. WOW. With the Braves playing so badly now I know what
a Mets fan feels like. Oh yeah Phillis suck to.

NASCAR is at a road course today. That spells out ratings. NOT!!!

How about the joke of the day………………………..

True Floridians Know…

1.. Socks are only for bowling.
2..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
3..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
4..Your winter coat is made of denim.
5..You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
6..You’re younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
6..Anything under 70 is chilly.
7.You’ve driven through Yeehaw Junction.
8..You could swim before you could read.
9..You have to drive north to get to The South.
10..You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
11..Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
12..You’ve gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark
13..You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn’t worth waking up for.
14..You dread love bug season.
15..You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list.
They aren’t
Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances…but Charley , Frances ,
Ivan and Jeanne.
16..You know what a snowbird is and when they’ll leave.
17..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
18..You were 12 before you ever saw snow, or you still haven’t.
18..’Down South’ means Key West
20..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York .
21..Flip-flops are everyday wear.
22..Shoes are for business meetings and church,
23..but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
24..Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
25..An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
26..You smirk when a game show’s ‘Grand Prize’ is a trip or cruise to Florida
27..You measure distance in minutes .
28..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
29..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
30..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
32. .You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
33..You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer
34..It’s not soda, cola, or pop.
it’s coke, regardless of brand or flavor:
‘What kinda coke you want?’
35..Anything under 95 is just warm.
36..You’ve hosted a hurricane party.
37..You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.
( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
38..You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
39..You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
40..You understand why it’s better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat yourself.
41..Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
42..You were five before you realized they made houses without pools.
43..You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn’t swim.
44..You’ve worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
45..You recognize Miami-Dade as ‘ Northern Cuba ‘.
46..You not only forward this joke to your friends but you understand it

Snoop Dogg is going to do a country song. Could be funny.

How about the video of the day………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mb65A_Wqhs&feature=related crash and burn baby

Mark Martin is leaving DEI at the end of next season. He may leave earlier.

The WWE draft is going to be on RAW Monday Night. Tomorrow we will see who is going to get
a push and who is getting punished by going to ECW.

Adam “Pac-man” Jones wants to drop the “Pac-man” and just be called Adam Jones or prison no.
556303449

Well that’s all for me,so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 6-20-08

Hello folks and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that caries Mark Danger. Well
I got home from work and very tired. Its going to be a busy night for me as I am covering
boxing on Showtime. So before it starts lets see what I have in the news pile………..

If you go to combat-hooligans website you can read what I think should happen with the
RAW draft.

A black bear (non gay type) was found near where I worked at. He was trying to get a work
out in at a local fitness place. That is the third bear this month that has wondered from
the woods to the city.

How about the joke of the day……………………..

A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn’t have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
“Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts”, she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn’t have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn’t believe her so she said, “Next week I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself”.
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, “Do you shave?”
“No”, replied the girl. “I’ve just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?”
“Oh yes”, said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked, “Did you see it?”
“Yes”, he said. “But why did you have to show her yours?”
“Why not?” she said. “You’ve seen it all before.”
“I know”, he said, “but the f***ing darts team hasn’t”!

The Georgia Bulldogs are 2 games away from winning the College World Series.

NASCAR is at a road course this weekend. Look for Queer Gordon or Tony to win.

The U.K. the home of the drag queen named Euan Taylor has denied Martha Stewart a Visa. They
just don’t like her kind there.

Brian Wlillamswill be the new host of “Meet the Press”. He was dying for this job.

What about the video of the day………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Rbi8symcc

A teacher has been fired for burning a cross onto a student. The teacher and student had
differnt views on how gays and relgion are. Funny stuff though.

Breaking News…..Ifl stock at 2 cents a share.

Johnny Jeter has been fired by the WWE. Boring.

Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 6-19-08

Hello Danger Daily News fans and welcome to the Hell that it is. I am the host that makes
all women in the world crazy for me Mark Danger. Its getting let and the news is lame so
on with the show.

Everyone needs to ask Euan about the picture that I sent him. Let’s just say that well you
could get the picture.

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to ugly baby girl. All she needs to do now is have one more then
shave her head. Then she could be screwed up like her slutty sister Britney.

The Hula hoop turned 50 years old. Does anyone care?

How about the joke of the day………………………….

I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do ( probably nothing ) until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I’m impressed! WD-40 who knew?
Water Displacement #40 . The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts . WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a “water displacement” compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.
The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.
When you read the “shower door” part, try it. It’s the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It’s a miracle! Then try it on your stovetop… Voila! It’s now shinier than it’s ever been. You’ll be amazed.
Here are some of the uses
1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that ‘just-waxed’ sheen without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows.
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn’t seem to harm the finish and you won’t have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20) Gives a children’s play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.
22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37) Florida ’s favorite use is: “cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers.”
38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it’s a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in
mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40) Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42) Also, if you’ve discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.
P. P. S. I keep a can of WD-40 in my kitchen cabinet over the stove.
It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the burned
feeling away and heals with NO scarring

PS, don’t know if all above is true though…

How about the video of the day…………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSykiBcRV14

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5252Kx37vXU

It’s been almost a year for the staff at www.combat-hooligans.com. With the hard work of
Casey, Art, Wade, the invizweb, Sweet thang Ric and even the person who hates old people
Euan. These guys worked very hard for this site. To me this site rules and is 10 times
better the the Wrestling Observer. If you want MMA, Boxing and Wrestling news this should
be the first stop.

The UEFA Euro 2008 cup rules.

Well that’s it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

The Combat Hooligans.com Viral campaign

Yes, as www.combat-hooligans.com gets closer to one year, we’re slowly and surely starting to spread the word about the site. On that end we wanted to make you aware of a few things.

• The combat-hooligans.com official MySpace Page has been updated to display all of the recent headlines on the site. If you want to add our RSS feed to your MySpace page, blog, website or Facebook the feed url is: http://combat-hooligans.com /feed/and if you need more assistance hit me up with an email and I’ll help you out.
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So consider helping to celebrate the one-year anniversary by participating in our viral campaign. If even one non-staff member signs up or distributes our content on their MySpace, Facebook or website, then our campaign will have been more successful than SaveUs_222.

Oh, and all of the cool people are joining our facebook group and I can prove it by saying that neither Ric Gillespie or Mark Danger are members yet.

On behalf of the entire staff, I want to say thanks to everyone for your support.

Danger Daily News 6-18-08

Hello fans of “one hit wonder” and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host that if had
a chance to get out of it I would Mark Danger. Today was a so so day here in Atlanta as I
was off today and got some rest. My back pains are still there and hurt. So with enough
pain pills I can through out the day with out pain. So lets see what I have today……..

Tiger Woods has called it quits for the rest of this golfing season. I would to if I won
$125 million on the last outing.

I hate to say it but the Lakers got their asses handed to them last night. I think that the
Lakers had no heart and it showed. So hats off to Boston for their NBA Championship.

Rapper Young Jeezy was arrested for DUI and speeding. He also had no tag, no decal, no
or proof on insurance. So in other words he is screwed. But will get off of the charges
because who he is.

How about the joke of the day……………

Very Drunk

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
“Oh, no… Now my wife will kill me!”
Bob says, “Don’t worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill.”
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. “You reek of alcohol and you’ve puked all over yourself! MyGod, you’re disgusting!”
Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Larry says, “Nowainaminit, I can e’splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me…he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an’ gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!”
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, “But this is forty bucks..”
“Oh, yeah… I almos’ fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too.”

How about the video of the day……………………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYpDsjwMTWw

Who is the masked man known as the invizweb. Is he evil or good? And does he like to make
of fun of Euan too?

I want to say great job to Kyle Matthews and Chip “Kid Ego” Day for wrestling in the Young
Lions Cup for Chikara.

I need to lose some weight. If you anyone has seen my pictures on myspace I need to lose
it real bad. Does anyone have any idea’s how I can do this?

I want my damn tax rebate check. That’s the only way I can afford to see UFC 88 here in
Atlanta.

Well that’s all I have today. So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 6-17-08

Hello fans and welcome to the worst news ever typed. The Danger Daily News. I am the person
who dropped out of high school Mark Danger. Well today was a very hot day here in Atlanta. It
was so hot that I could smell Euan’s mom body odor all the way here. So that’s pretty bad I
say. So lets see what I have tonight.

The Boston Celtics could end the NBA Championship tonight as they play game 6 against L.A.
Lakers. I wonder what my friend Casey has to say. I wonder if he thinks that the Lakers lead
by Kobe can win it all. Its going to be a hard task due to it has never been done before.

I wonder if Euan is a huge fan of Euro 2008.

George Takie and his partner Brad Altman paid $70 for the marriage license. Look for George
to “Beam” on Brads face.

How about the joke of the day………………….

A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, she decides to go around to some of the rich people’s houses and see if she can do some odd jobs for them to make a little money. She finally goes to one house, and a guy and his wife come to the door. “Sure, I have a job for you,” says the guy, “You can paint my porch. How much money do you want?” The blonde thinks about it and says “I can do it in less than an hour. Twenty bucks!”
The guy says “Fine, there’s a gallon can of paint and a brush in the garage, let me know when you’re finished.” So off she goes to the garage.
The guy’s wife says to him “Fred, that wasn’t fair, you tricked the poor girl. She doesn’t realize the porch runs around the corner all down the west side of the house to the deck. It’ll take her the whole day!”
“Too bad!,” he says, “Maybe that dumb blonde will learn a lesson.”
An hour later, the blonde is at the door again: “All Finished! And I had enough paint to put on a second coat! Oh, and by the way: that’s a Ferrari you have there, not a Porsche. Duuhhhhh!”

How about the video of the day…………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjvQU_F_hI&eurl=http://www.project961.com/main.html

The New York Mets the queer team that Euan loves they are fired their skipper in the
middle of the night.

The train wreck known as ECW happens tonight if any one cares.

Well thats it for me. So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 6-16-08

Hello mad hooligans and welcome to the Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. Well
I just got home about and fed my big fat belly. So now I am tired and ready for bed. So
before I do lets see what I have today.

For all of you Firefox fans it starts tomorrow.

Casey should be happy for a few more days. His Lakers won last night sending the series
back to Boston.

Euan and his gay lover can now get married in California. The word is that they want some
“lube” for the wedding gifts.

The Hogans are getting death threats called in on them. All I can tell you its not me.

Hollywood special effects maestro Stan Winston who created the effects for T2 and Jurassic
Park has died. He was 62.

Tim Russert was remembered as the fat slob on “Meet the Press”. Tim should have seen Jenny
Craig.

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after seeing Euan’s shit stain underwear. The
sight and smell over took her.

How about the joke of the day………………

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, ‘And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.’ ‘OH NO!’
Mr. Bush exclaims. ‘That’s terrible!’ His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands, almost sobbing. Finally, the president looks up and asks, ‘Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?’

Casey called me and told me the ticket prices for UFC 88 here in Atlanta. I almost shit. Wait
I did shit. Looks like its going to cost me $75 to see this shit. But it will be well worth
it.

RAW is going to get better as John Cena is heading back to Smackdown.

How about the video of the day……………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWbtFcK38Q

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMfOBLmrGk

Randy Orton injury is really bad. He should be back sometime in October.

Well I am done for tonight. So till tomorrow be HARDCORE.

Danger Daily News 6-15-08

Hello fans and welcome to the Father Days Danger Daily News. I am the host Mark Danger. I
want to say happy Father’s Day to all of the dads out there. So lets see what I have today.

I want to thank everyone at the combat-hooligan site for letting me do “live” coverage for
the MMA event on Showtime last night. I had fun as always and if you saw the fight please
let me know what you thought on what went down. Speaking on went down Nick Diaz is a
fucking punk. For what he did last night in the cage after Noons won was not cool. Some
one could have got hurt. For what happen last night brought back memories of Andrew
Golata fight with Buster Douglas. The trainers got into and cause a riot. Diaz needs to be
fined for what he did. It was uncalled for. Period!

I want to say Happy Birthday to Stinkpot!!!!

Dr.Drew Pinsky and Tom “still in the closet” Cruise are going at it. Drew thinks that Cruise
might have joined a cultish kind of environment like Scientology because of his childhood or
some type of abuse. I have NO problems with the Scientology. I just having Tom Cruise promoting
it is a very bad idea.

How about the joke of the day……………………..

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
“It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!”
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, “What’s wrong now?”
“Lard-Almighty Bubba!” said Billy-Bob, “the tater goes in the front!”

How about the video of the day……………………

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o

It do or die tonight for the Lakers. Nobody has ever came back from a 3-1 to win the series.

Well I am out. So till tomorrow or when ever be HARDCORE

Danger Daily News 6-13-08

Helloy Danger Daily News fans and welcome to Friday the 13th edition of the worst news that
makes CNN look great. I am the host that if anyone cares Mark Danger. Well I got home early
today and in the process of writing this I am cooking dinner and very soon going to get
ready for some sleep time. So before I do all of this lets see what I have today……….

“Meet The Press” host Tim Russert will be having a new job. It’s going to be called “Meet The
Maker”. Look for it to pull more ratings than American Gladiators.

R.Kelly was found not guilty for having child porn. I guess he took the Euan defense.

Marcus Vick the brother of the dog fighter has been arrested for DUI. Him and his “HO” were
out having fun getting drunk and think that they are above the law.

If Ric Gillespie is 19 years old he is banging Linda Hogan. But we all know that is in Ric’s
wet dreams. But as far we know there is a lucky bastard tasting the nasty smelly clam that
looks like Euans mom.

How about the joke of the day……………………………..

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
‘Here it is,’ she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Mike Mondo is looking for work as he got fired from the WWE. The former Spirit Squad worker
will be on welfare and looking to pimp himself.

How about the video of the day……………………..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX6cTQWsma8

Well that is all I have. If you go to the combat-hooligan website you can listen to the
podcast that was done the other day. So until then be HARDCORE.